Skylar: “It’s too bad these pants don’t have pockets.”
Me: “Why do you need pockets?”
Skylar: “So I can put things in there that I find.”
Me: “Like what?”
Skylar: “You know….like jewels.”
Me: “You find jewels? What are you? A pirate?”
Skylar: “Arrr!” (Complete with one eye closed and a swinging fist)
I am now the proud mama of a jewel finding, fist swinging, one eye’d pirate! Yarr!